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CCM REPORTS: Kooky Priests Go Viral (or is that “Viral Priests go Kooky?”)

Squirt Gun Baptisms

The CCP virus pandemic is bringing out some very odd practices on the part of some of our priests.  Cute gimmicks have replaced reverence during the Sacrament of Baptism.  The Holy Eucharist is being treated like a dessert item in a buffet line…or worse.

This edition of CCM REPORTS takes a closer look at these disturbing developments…

A “Difficult if not Hostile” Situation…

Catholic News Service tweet featuring picture and quote from Pope Francis.

In an almost eye-wateringly ironic tweet, the Catholic News Service is quoting Pope Francis as having said,

 “A particular thought goes to our brothers and sisters who celebrate the Birth of the Lord in difficult, if not hostile situations, especially where the Christian community is a minority…”

Makes you wonder what the poor Chinese Catholics from the persecuted underground Church thought about those words…

Here’s the Gameplan for the February Bishops Meeting…

Chalkboard depicting a complex football play.

The Vatican is developed the bad habit of pre-engineering the outcomes of its synods.  There are never any surprises; the outcomes are pre-determined to a degree that would warm the hearts of any Soviet Party Congress.

It’s not really being called a synod now.  It’s billed as a meeting of the heads of the various bishops’ conferences…sort of a closed door meeting of all the power broker-type bishops.  Who knows?  We’re not sure it even matters who the cooks are; the results are going to be cooked.  That’s how they roll in this pontificate.

Based on statements from the Vatican and its most prominent cheerleaders, we can pretty much guess just what that outcome will be.  You can bet that they’re already rehearsing their end zone liturgical dance routines to celebrate the outcome.

But…just to be sure, we nabbed a copy of the Vatican playbook.  Watch the video…