Married jungle priests are coming! Once the Amazin’ Amazon Synod does its work, tribal elders (so-called viri probati) will be taking on priestly duties…like weddings!
A Viri Probati Wedding
UNSPECIFIED - JULY 12: Full shot of Abe Vigoda as Waponis Chief wearing headdress and face paint, flanked by Tom Hanks as Joe Banks wearing tuxedo and lei, holding wine bottle with glass, and Meg Ryan as Patricia wearing headdress with lei; all seated on thrones. (Photo by Jane O'neal/Warner Bros./Getty Images)