The Slap heard round the world…Revisited
It’s high time that artful popesplaining settles the issue of the infamous “St. Peter’s Slap” once and for all.
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He had it coming!
Let us popesplain to you exactly why Raymond Cardinal Burke had to go. When you finally open your eyes and understand, you’ll see that the Vatican did him a profound favor.
PopeSplainer Pete will set the record straight for you. It’s simple. Really…
Does 2+2=5? It does for Popesplainers!
“Our understanding of simple addition has grown over the years, and we must honor the lived experience of those who aren’t good with numbers…”
This second episode of the PopeSplainer Pete Show will set the record straight on basic addition, Synodal-Style!
To Boldly Go Where Catholics Have Gone Before!
Join Captain Jean Luc LeFevre and the crew of the Starship Trenterprise as they “boldly go where Catholics have gone before!”
Episode 1: “Planet of the Novies.” Trenterprise receives a distress beacon from the mysterious planet Vatican III.
See our entire series of videos (some of them humorous; some of them just tedious) at the Catholic Cyber-Militia YouTube Channel. If you like what you see, subscribe!
German Liturgy Deserves a Special Award!
We’ve been hearing a great deal (too much, really) from Germany these past few months. If you’ve been paying attention, you know what an absolute Modernist trainwreck their Teutonic Synodal Process has been.
But there’s good news! Those whacky Germans remain masters at liturgical innovation. They know how to bust a move in Regen-Langdorf, Bavaria! Father Andreas Artinger dances with altar servers at Easter to Dr Alban’s 1993 “Sing Halleluja,” and guess what? He’s danced his way to our second Novie Award! Filmed before a live studio audience at St. Silly’s parish, the Novie Awards recognizes the ground-breaking efforts of liturgical innovators around the world! Receiving a Novie award in recognition for your achievements in novelty, entertainment, and exciting reinterpretations of doctrine is what this show is all about! Special thanks to Gloria.TV for bringing this little gem of Novie Nonsense to our attention.
See our entire series of videos (some of them humorous; some of them just tedious) at the Catholic Cyber-Militia YouTube Channel. If you like what you see, subscribe!
Music: Novus Ordo Style!
Traditional Catholics: You know that your days are numbered! Here at CCM, we want to ease your transition by providing you with top-notch training for your mandated transition to the Novus Ordo Mass. With our highly-acclaimed video series “Traditiones Custodes-101,” you will learn everything you need to know in order to comply with the diktats of Traditionis Custodes.
Traditional Catholics MUST get with the program when it comes to post-Vatican II musi.! In Lesson 4 of TC-101, we show you how! As a bonus feature, Amazon Bob offers an explanation of the Hermeneutic of Continuity that will clear everything up. The New Mass is in perfect sync with the Old Mass, except for the fact that the Old Mass is old, bad, rigid, and probably illegal. Special thanks to @Ipsitilla for providing the voice of Wendy the Cantor. Check out her YouTube Channel!
See our entire series of videos (some of them humorous; some of them just tedious) at the Catholic Cyber-Militia YouTube Channel. If you like what you see, subscribe!
Some of These Novus Ordo Oddball Masses Deserve Their Own Awards Show!
If you’re paying any attention at all, you’ve seen it all too often. Video clips on Twitter, YouTube or other social media depicting some horrendous set of abuses taking place at a Novus Ordo Mass somewhere around the world. The clown masses, balloon masses, giant puppet masses, stand-up comedy routines, skits, and (of course!) liturgical dance-offs.
It’s hard to keep up with all of these Novus Ordo Oddities. One of the very best chronicles can be found at David L. Gray’s YouTube site. (You definitely need to check it out; just don’t do so immediately after eating). But even with Mr. Gray keeping us informed, how can we possibly determine which of these outstanding examples of Novus Ordo Innovation (all done in the highest traditions of the “spirit of the council”) are truly the best of the best?
Well, we here at Catholic Cyber-Militia have just the answer for you: The Novie Awards!
Filmed before a live studio audience at St. Silly’s parish, the Novie Awards recognizes the ground-breaking efforts of liturgical innovators around the world! Receiving a Novie award in recognition for your achievements in novelty, entertainment, and exciting reinterpretations of doctrine is what this show is all about!
And in this, our inaugural episode, we have a clear-cut winner for the first award!
See our entire series of videos (some of them humorous; some of them just tedious) at the Catholic Cyber-Militia YouTube Channel. If you like what you see, subscribe!
A Prayer to Our Lady in this time of Plague
Can you spare 90 seconds to offer a prayer to Our Lady?
Can you afford not to??? The Stella Coeli prayer is a powerful supplication!
And while you’re at it, why not seek St. Michael’s intercession as well?
Remember our priests in prayer as well! This clip from a Spanish film reminds us that our shepherds stand firm (despite the attacks raging around them) when offering the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass:
A Viri Probati Wedding
Married jungle priests are coming! Once the Amazin’ Amazon Synod does its work, tribal elders (so-called viri probati) will be taking on priestly duties…like weddings!
It’s Müller Time! (at the movies)
“Manifesto of Faith” – A stunningly beautiful new film on the Catholic Faith
It’s certainly no understatement to say that we who profess the Catholic Faith live in a time of great confusion; some go so far as to say we are living in a period when ambiguity has been weaponized. One of the saddest aspects of this undeniable reality that the source of this confusion, is in part coming from some who received the Sacrament of Holy Orders.
Gerhard Cardinal Müller, former Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of Faith, contributed the words of a most excellent catechetical short film found at the link below. It is meant to bring clarity to an age of confusion.
Every Catholic who professes the Faith would do well to watch this video. It’s a perfect video to show to your family, your prayer group, your CCD class, or your home Bible study meetings.
This film, Manifesto of Faith, was released earlier this week; it’s making and release was timed to be a reminder of the tenets of our faith as the Vatican opens the controversial Amazon Synod in Rome.
You can view the film here: https://manifestooffaith.com/