Communion in the Hand: It’s Grand!
Traditional Catholics MUST be reeducated, reindoctrinated, reprogrammed. The new Motu Proprio Traditionis Custodes thus decrees, and we thus obey. In order to bring all you rigid nasty Trads into the glorious 21st Century, we offer you the new animated video series, Traditionis Custodes-101. TC-101 is the online learning experience which will help you find your way back to the Novus Ordo Mass. Complete all the videos in this course, receive your certificate, and you can avoid the long lines at the forced reeducation camps!
In Lesson Two, you’ll learn all about how we do the Sacrament of Reconciliation (what they used to call “Confession.” That icky term has, happily, been eliminated). You’ll also learn why receiving Communion in the hand is a superior form of piety. Let’s join Father Timmy of St. Silly’s parish as he shows some selfishly rigid Trads how to do it the Right Way, the Vatican II Way!