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Music: Novus Ordo Style!

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Traditional Catholics: You know that your days are numbered! Here at CCM, we want to ease your transition by providing you with top-notch training for your mandated transition to the Novus Ordo Mass. With our highly-acclaimed video series “Traditiones Custodes-101,” you will learn everything you need to know in order to comply with the diktats of Traditionis Custodes.

Traditional Catholics MUST get with the program when it comes to post-Vatican II musi.! In Lesson 4 of TC-101, we show you how! As a bonus feature, Amazon Bob offers an explanation of the Hermeneutic of Continuity that will clear everything up. The New Mass is in perfect sync with the Old Mass, except for the fact that the Old Mass is old, bad, rigid, and probably illegal. Special thanks to @Ipsitilla for providing the voice of Wendy the Cantor. Check out her YouTube Channel!

See our entire series of videos (some of them humorous; some of them just tedious) at the Catholic Cyber-Militia YouTube Channel. If you like what you see, subscribe!

Some of These Novus Ordo Oddball Masses Deserve Their Own Awards Show!

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If you’re paying any attention at all, you’ve seen it all too often. Video clips on Twitter, YouTube or other social media depicting some horrendous set of abuses taking place at a Novus Ordo Mass somewhere around the world. The clown masses, balloon masses, giant puppet masses, stand-up comedy routines, skits, and (of course!) liturgical dance-offs.

It’s hard to keep up with all of these Novus Ordo Oddities. One of the very best chronicles can be found at David L. Gray’s YouTube site. (You definitely need to check it out; just don’t do so immediately after eating). But even with Mr. Gray keeping us informed, how can we possibly determine which of these outstanding examples of Novus Ordo Innovation (all done in the highest traditions of the “spirit of the council”) are truly the best of the best?

Well, we here at Catholic Cyber-Militia have just the answer for you: The Novie Awards!

Filmed before a live studio audience at St. Silly’s parish, the Novie Awards recognizes the ground-breaking efforts of liturgical innovators around the world! Receiving a Novie award in recognition for your achievements in novelty, entertainment, and exciting reinterpretations of doctrine is what this show is all about!

And in this, our inaugural episode, we have a clear-cut winner for the first award!

See our entire series of videos (some of them humorous; some of them just tedious) at the Catholic Cyber-Militia YouTube Channel. If you like what you see, subscribe!