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German Liturgy Deserves a Special Award!

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We’ve been hearing a great deal (too much, really) from Germany these past few months. If you’ve been paying attention, you know what an absolute Modernist trainwreck their Teutonic Synodal Process has been.

But there’s good news! Those whacky Germans remain masters at liturgical innovation. They know how to bust a move in Regen-Langdorf, Bavaria! Father Andreas Artinger dances with altar servers at Easter to Dr Alban’s 1993 “Sing Halleluja,” and guess what? He’s danced his way to our second Novie Award! Filmed before a live studio audience at St. Silly’s parish, the Novie Awards recognizes the ground-breaking efforts of liturgical innovators around the world! Receiving a Novie award in recognition for your achievements in novelty, entertainment, and exciting reinterpretations of doctrine is what this show is all about! Special thanks to Gloria.TV for bringing this little gem of Novie Nonsense to our attention.

See our entire series of videos (some of them humorous; some of them just tedious) at the Catholic Cyber-Militia YouTube Channel. If you like what you see, subscribe!

Some of These Novus Ordo Oddball Masses Deserve Their Own Awards Show!

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If you’re paying any attention at all, you’ve seen it all too often. Video clips on Twitter, YouTube or other social media depicting some horrendous set of abuses taking place at a Novus Ordo Mass somewhere around the world. The clown masses, balloon masses, giant puppet masses, stand-up comedy routines, skits, and (of course!) liturgical dance-offs.

It’s hard to keep up with all of these Novus Ordo Oddities. One of the very best chronicles can be found at David L. Gray’s YouTube site. (You definitely need to check it out; just don’t do so immediately after eating). But even with Mr. Gray keeping us informed, how can we possibly determine which of these outstanding examples of Novus Ordo Innovation (all done in the highest traditions of the “spirit of the council”) are truly the best of the best?

Well, we here at Catholic Cyber-Militia have just the answer for you: The Novie Awards!

Filmed before a live studio audience at St. Silly’s parish, the Novie Awards recognizes the ground-breaking efforts of liturgical innovators around the world! Receiving a Novie award in recognition for your achievements in novelty, entertainment, and exciting reinterpretations of doctrine is what this show is all about!

And in this, our inaugural episode, we have a clear-cut winner for the first award!

See our entire series of videos (some of them humorous; some of them just tedious) at the Catholic Cyber-Militia YouTube Channel. If you like what you see, subscribe!

The Truth Is Out There: The Vatican II – UFO Connection

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Yes. Theoretically, you could explain the troubling and bizarre happenings at the Vatican on something as mundane as “The Three M’s:” Modernism, Masons and Marxism…

But there are alternate theories as to why our bishops act as if they’re from another planet.

Special Phenomenon Investigator Hank Igitur takes you on an eerie journey into the possibility that extraterrestrials heavily influenced the Second Vatican Council.*

VIEWER WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS DISTURBING SCENES OF PARANOMAL LITURGICAL PRACTICES

Stay tuned to CatholicCyber-militia.com for additional episodes of the H-Files. The Truth is out there!

*No, this isn’t the actual opinion of CCM; it’s just a fun video. We actually subscribe to the “Three M’s” as the explanation for how weird (and disturbing) our clerical leadership has become.