The Synodally Synodistic Synods on Synodality have set the stage. The time for deaconettes is now. Popesplainer Pete shows us how this marvelous new breakthrough in Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion will come about!
It’s high time that artful popesplaining settles the issue of the infamous “St. Peter’s Slap” once and for all.
Let us popesplain to you exactly why Raymond Cardinal Burke had to go. When you finally open your eyes and understand, you’ll see that the Vatican did him a profound favor.
PopeSplainer Pete will set the record straight for you. It’s simple. Really…
“Our understanding of simple addition has grown over the years, and we must honor the lived experience of those who aren’t good with numbers…”
This second episode of the PopeSplainer Pete Show will set the record straight on basic addition, Synodal-Style!
There’s a new YouTuber out there coming up with explanations so bizarre that you’ll spit your coffee all over your computer screen.
I don’t know what it is about people who enjoy contorting themselves into almost unbelievable shaps as they bend this way and that in a desperate attempt to explain away whatever the latest nonsense coming from our hierarchy might be on any given day. It’s more than a mere artform…it’s almost a science.
I am talking, of course, about “popesplaining.” For those who might be unfamiliar with the term, popesplaining is the act of convincing a skeptical listener that a particular action by a pope (or by extension, any of his close advisors, advocates, etc.) is not in fact inconsistent with established Church doctrines/teachings/practices, or with plain old common sense for that matter. You might have heard of some of them. Mr. Lofton and Mr. Lewis are but a couple of examples.
Well, dear readers, there is a NEW Popesplainer out there in YouTubeLand. His name is PopeSplainer Pete. This guy is in a class all by himself. But don’t take my word for it. Here’s his inaugural episode which aired recently.