Deaconettes are almost here. How long until the first Lady Pope?
We’ve seen it before: Make an ambiguous statement to a prominent journalist, issue an ambiguous motu proprio or write a book with a footnote. Don’t say anything blatantly heterodox. Come dangerously close. Flirt with heterodoxy…but then step back. Create confusion. Leave a loophole open here or there and wait for someone in lower authority to interpret/implement a “version,” “an adaptation” of whatever New Thing you want to institute. It will be novel at first, and you’ll issue some sort of tut-tutting denial, and laughingly brush aside concerns. “No, of course not! It may look like ‘X,’ smell like ‘x” and even walk and talk like ‘X,’ but it’s really not ‘X’ at all! If you think we’re trying to sneak in ‘X’ just because it looks almost exactly like ‘X,’ you’re just being mean-spirited and rigid, not to mention silly! Besides, there are a lot of people out there who really, really want ‘X.’ Their lived experiences are awash in ‘X,’ and ‘X’ is who/what they want to be. We need to accompany them as they journey in their own way with their own lived experiences in such a way that ‘X’ can become a Catholic reality for them.”
In this repeating scenario, ‘X’ can be just about anything. In 2024, one of the most exciting “X’es” is women’s ordination, starting of course with the relatively low-hanging fruit of “lady deacons.” Step one is to come up with a pseudo-deaconette who will look, walk and talk like an ordained deacon, but not actually be one, don’t you see? That’s the first seemingly harmless but absolutely essential step on the road to eventually (after a couple dozen synods, perhaps) having full-on lady priestesses.
The playbook is out there, and it’s pretty easy to read their gameplan.
The question is...how far will it go?
Do we really think that some day there will be honest-to-goodness priestesses in the Catholic Church? They’ll try. They’ll definitely try. Praise God, they will not succeed.
But…just as a disturbing and frivolous little exercise, let’s just imagine (for entertainment purposes only!) how such a bizarre scenario might play out. Such a mental exercise seems like it would do well in a comic book format. So, without further ado, we present to you “The Adventures of Pope Karen.”
